Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via hangeng-hangover)
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
(via distracted-by-the-stars)
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
(via distracted-by-the-stars)
| Me flirting: | Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition? |
to pay off tom nook you have to sell things to tom nook and tom nook gives you money which you then give to tom nook
(via hangeng-hangover)
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
(via ttttonguetied)
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
(via distracted-by-the-stars)
my best friends mom went to middle school with robert downey jr. and apparently he was really weird and not a lot of people talked to him and he carried a stuffed dog with him everywhere he went
(via nickimynut)
it makes me so happy when people call me pretty like if you ever called me pretty I’ll literally never forget it and when I’m rich I’ll buy you a million chicken nuggets
(via hangeng-hangover)
excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die
(via hangeng-hangover)
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via hangeng-hangover)
30 DAY NEW GIRL PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE
Day 27: A scene that takes place in the loft
→ and sometimes touch each others boobs
(via distracted-by-the-stars)
